I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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