he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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