Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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