Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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