I cockslap morals
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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