Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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