woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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