This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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