Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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