i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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