He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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