U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize
