Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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