The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize