i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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