I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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