"it" just moved
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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