need another drink. this is the easiest way
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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