Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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