Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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