jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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