Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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