apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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