yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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