I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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