I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
