White coat. Heels.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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