You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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