dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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