From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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