She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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