hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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