D3 body, D1 cock
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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