i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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