i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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