Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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