covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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