youre lurking in front of me
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
