I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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