I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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