That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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