I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
