Pappa wants mamma naked
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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