I don't think brook has ever known best
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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