Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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