I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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