hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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