If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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