Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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