Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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