I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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