I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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